Shut up Billy, and get me to the hospital. I am so disgusted with myself right now, I cannot even.
-laughs at kat bc she’s being ridiculous right now- Okay, okay. But you’re gonna have to walk. You can’t exactly apparate during labour.
Fucking hell. I should have never had sex. This is absolute bullshit. {sighs deeply, walking a bit before frowning} Can’t we steal one of the electronic chair things here? I don’t want to induce labor and have the bloody child in here.
